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Job Description: Head of Creative

About Us:

We're a dynamic team, thriving in our industry, and looking for a Head of Creative who can match our energy and ambition. If you're looking for a workplace that's as unconventional as a SpaceX launch but as impactful as a TED Talk, you've hit the jackpot.

The Role:

As our Head of Creative, you'll be the Leonardo da Vinci of our modern-day marketing Mona Lisa. Your canvas? Anything and everything that needs a splash of creativity and a dash of genius.

Key Responsibilities:

- Lead our creative team with the wisdom of Yoda and the energy of a startup CEO on their third espresso.

- Develop and implement creative strategies that are as bold as a Kanye West Twitter rant but more coherent.

- Collaborate cross-functionally, because teamwork makes the dream work (and also because it's a corporate mandate).

Must-Haves:

- Experience: At least 5 years making magic in creative roles. We value wisdom, not just years, but you need to have been around the creative block.

- Skills: A mix of Picasso's artistry, Hemingway's way with words, and Steve Jobs' vision. Photoshop, Illustrator, and other creative software? You should be able to use these in your sleep.

- Education: Bachelor's degree in a related field or an incredible life story that outshines any diploma.

Nice-to-Haves:

- Awards: If you've won something, let's hear about it. If not, no worries – we value hidden gems.

- Humor: If you can make us laugh, you're already halfway there.

Perks:

- Remote working: Work from wherever you feel most creative – whether that’s your couch, a café, or a castle.

- WeWork Access: For when you miss office gossip and free coffee.

- Unlimited Paid Annual Leave (after 2 years): Because all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

How to Apply:

Send us your portfolio that's as impressive as a SpaceX launch, along with a cover letter that explains why you're the Elon Musk of creativity (minus the Twitter controversies).